- Radio: ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION.
- Me: -bolts awake- JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION.
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
I’m vegan and I support this message.
real talk i dress about 17 times nicer in the winter than in the summer
there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair
Or running their fingers down your back.
Unless you thought you were alone.
It Started Out Cute But Now It’s Just Plain Creepy: a Tumblr novel
- Intro: yo dis my paper
- Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
- Conclusion: dats it lol bye
the quadratic formula